Presenting the newest in home
development...an affordable, probably non-toxic,
housing community for the San Antonio market!
Canal De Amor
Pictured above is the popular
"Garza" model, featuring seven bedrooms,
three baths, a library, dining room, and vaulted
living room, huge country kitchen, as well as a
detached garage. The house that promises everything.
Nothing negative about this home!
We also offer the "Peak"
model, which boasts a beautiful desert style
landscape, a garage big enough for a car and a
motorcycle, and has a lovely view of the BFI
landfill.
Endorsements sold seperately.
Canal De Amor
Our houses are super energy efficient.
Chemicals in the soil keep the home cozy
and warm in the worst of Winters. Chills caused by
the rampant malaria in the area keep you comfortable
during even the hottest of Summers.
Thus, no heating or cooling unit is
needed, saving homeowners a fortune in utility bills,
which are rising all the time.
Canal De Amor
State-of-the-art building methods allow
us to erect a home in as little as two days.
Foundations are optional, and require an
extra three hours.
Canal De Amor
So step into the future with a Cisneros
custom built home.
To see one of our model homes, drive
south seven short miles on I-33. Turn left at EPA
junction. Follow the buzzards to our beautiful new
sub-division.
Remember, if you pass the "danger
signs" you've gone too far.
Canal De Amor
"If I were poor and stupid,
this
is the house I would Buy!" *
...................Henry (The Stud
From Hud) Cisneros
* Not responsible for anthrax,
mutations, leprosy, blindness, mad cow disease,
dismemberment, fraud, solar eclipses, asteroids,
radiation poisoning, wolves, africanized bees,
termites, carpenter ants, rabies, PGA eminent domain,
syphilus, hair loss, tire damage, nuclear explosions,
or other acts of God. Some restrictions may apply.
